Half Man Half Biscuit - The Best Things in Life Lyrics

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Recommended sites:	Half Man Half Biscuit - The Best Things in Life Lyrics Lyrics >> " H " >> Half Man Half Biscuit >> The Best Things in Life Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit Song: The Best Things in Life Album: [Buy " " CD] My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man And his wifes a touch skeptical, too. They've got one of those stickers In the back of their van; it says: We've seen the prices at the zoo. Well today I knocked upon their door And said that I was passing, And charlie launched a scathing attack. When I asked him what I'd done, he said "You stupid bastard! We live in a cul-de-sac!" Went to Darlene's party; it was fancy dress. I just stuck an apple in my face. I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress, Reckoned he'd beat Gagarin into space. He said "Hi there {? souls! ?} Like I'm sorry I'm late! But I was getting done up As a mobile thrash acetate!" Me, I got bored So I went home, Got into bed, And came to the conclusion... There is nothing better in life Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol There is nothing better in life Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol There is nothing better in life Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol There is nothing better in life Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol On a Saturday Night instead of going to a pub. Half Man Half Biscuit CD - Half Man Half Biscuit  Sheet Music Half Man Half Biscuit tabs, Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics, Pictures, pics, music, video, song, songs, photo, wallpaper, biography, bio, news
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